1: Get in the fucking water!
There were 5 of them. I was standing completely naked on a sickly coloured tiled floor and they weren't happy, they really weren't happy. I think it was a result…
2: In The Beginning
I landed on planet at Mowbray maternity hospital in Exeter to the distress of my poor mother on Wednesday June 6th 1962 at 15:00, or 3pm in old money. “Never…
3: First Blood
As I approached the gates of Ladysmith School, the first thing I saw was the blood on the face of one of my soon to be fellow inmates who was…
Coming Soon
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A Letter To The Editor (2007)
Dear Editor, As was to be expected, there has been much written in recent weeks concerning the recently imposed ban on smoking in public places, and I would like to…
Haslar (Preface)
Get in the fucking water! There were 5 of them. I was standing completely naked on a sickly coloured tiled floor and they weren't happy, they really weren't happy. I…
Saint Monday
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Saint Monday is the tradition of absenteeism on a Monday.[where?] Saint Tuesday is the less common extension of this to a Tuesday.[1] The tradition of taking Monday off has been common among…